I just had my definition for "webtard" accepted on the Urban Dictionary that I am frightfully proud of. And in the hope to have it included in the next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary I need your votes. My definition is the 4th 2nd on the list....

I rarely open them, but this I really liked... 1. He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine. 2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. 3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. 4. Practice safe eating - always use...