November 5, 2008 | In: Personal

It’s called the 401Keg plan…

The 401 Keg Plan
Funny mail from Mike this morning…

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left. But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401Keg plan…..

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