forwards…
February 28, 2008
I rarely open them, but this I really liked…
1. He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.
2. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
3. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
4. Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
10. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
11. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
12. When two egoists meet, it’s an I for an I.
13. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
14. Definition of a will: A dead giveaway.
15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
16. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
17. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
18. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
20. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
21. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
22. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
23. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
24. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
25. Every calendar’s days are numbered.
26. A lot of money is tainted – It taint yours and it taint mine.
27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
28. A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
29. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
30. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
31. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
32. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Elisabeth and Jakob 4ever
February 22, 2008
wonderful initiative…
send a phrase to a guy in ramallah, and he’ll spray it on ‘the wall’. I love this…has a Banksy kinda feel to it…
It was meant to keep people apart,
now it also brings people together
Politics anyone (part II)?
February 22, 2008
a week ago I published the ‘yes we can’ video, here’s the follow-up, this guy has some creative allies…